Stupid Girl
        By the Cyanide Tamales

I tell all my friends that she's a ten.
They take a look and then they look again.
They say,"Does she really look that good to you?"
I say,"That's not her body, that's her IQ"

Cho: Stupid Girl (ad nauseum)

I don't mind being with you, girl, I'm not repulsed.
Your body's not so bad; you've got a running pulse.
But babe you mystify me; one thing I can't detect:
Is whether you posess a working intellect.

Cho, Instrumental solo, cho

You get confused when you watch the news.
You don't even know how to tie your own shoes.
Look up, look down, look over there; I'll prove that you're so dumb.
You think I've got your nose, but it's really just my thumb.

Cho.