Potato Queen 
  
You made it rain on the wash that I hung out to dry. 
You canceled my favorite TV show, just to make me cry. 
You made the airline pilots all forget how to fly, 
Just so all the passengers would eat peanuts as they died. 
You said I'd learn to play the bagpipes, 
But I'm not any goo-ood. 
Don't know why I trusted you, don't think anybody should. 
Your heart is made of granite (Janet). 
Your spleen is made out of wood. 
Your brain doesn't work like a normal person's should. 
(One potato, Two potato) 
Though I'm mixed up, it seems to me, 
You're leader of an anarchy. 
People ask why your so mean, 
I say,"Cause you're the Potato Queen." 

You like it when people get flat tires, 
And when their pets die. 
You canceled my favorite TV Show, 
Just to make me cry. 
When I get my hands on you, 
You'll wish you never lied. 
Because I'll chop you, you see, 
And eat you French fried. 
Mustard, Pickles, Ketchup, too, 
Will be eaten along with you 
You'll go through my intestine. 
That's what you'll get, Potato Queen.