Potato
          
Potato, potato in the ground,
What praytell, is your price per pound?
Potato, potato, in the store,
Do you like the chap, who sweeps your aisle floor?
Potato, Potato, in my hand,
What color is your pituitary gland?
Potato, potato, in my mouth,
You face north, and I'll fact south.
Potato, Potato, that I've ate.
My oh my, you've tasted great.
Ramblings of a mad man about Potatoes and Stuff