And the Pachyderms Walked Away
	By the Cyanide Tamales
  
Tarzan needed an enema, but the pain was too much for Jane.
And the consequences were demoralizing,
And the Pachyderms walked away.

We were fighting the Italians over peace, land and bread.
We were fighting for six months already and not a man was dead.
So they made special sauces of the Rhinaucerauces, and it 
	looked like we lost the day.
But there was an armistice, for forty nights.
And the Pachyderms walked away.

There is a house in the city, where the cyanide Tamales play.
We tried to sit on the fence, but the pain was too intense.
And the Pachyderms walked away.