John the Jock
          
Johnny was a High School Jock.
But don't you believe all that schlock.
Johnny was a thinker, too.
He could add up one and two.
In the world he used his brain.
John the Jock had gained some fame.
He met a woman named Elaine,
And John was never the same.          
John proposed on one knee.
Elaine answered happily.
She said she'd like to start a family,
And maybe have a kid or three.
But on the night they were to wed,
John fell down and hit his head.
Doctors thought that John was dead
But John woke up and he said:

Chorus:"I'm John, and I'm a Jock
I've got feelings, I'm not a rock.
Don't treat me like I can't talk.
I'm John, and I'm a Jock."

Elaine stayed there by his bed
Changing the bandage on his head.
She sobbed and cried, full of sorrow,
Afraid that John might die tomorrow.
John refused to say goodbye.
He said, "You're my girl and I'm your guy."
John the Jock refused to die.
He said:
    
Chorus

Had to do some surgery,
To get his I.Q. back to normalcy.
When they went to open his skull,
They found nothing, no nothing at all.
Now the sad end to this fable;
John fell off the doctor's table.
Something happened, incredible.
Johnny's now a vegetable.
He's John, he was a jock.                 
He's got no feelings, now he's a rock.
You've got to treat him like he can't talk.
He's John, and John was a jock.