DAVE: I'd like to thank Taco Bell for making me what I ate today.  Also,
I'd like to recommend Houlihan's Baked Potato Soup.  It is really quite
tasy.  While I'm at it, might I suggest Mrs. Fields Banana Nut Muffins.
But most of all, I'd like to thank Mrs. Kamensky for her delicious
Tomato Fennel Soup.

FLOPSY THANKS: the Shaving Yak; mommy for the haircut; Meridian Nerd
Bowl; danielle, my gorgeous witty transvestite prom date; gilbert, my
gorgeous witty transvestite hermit crab; the Horsehead Nebula and all of
its stars; Cephalopods everywhere; Brent, who wrote these; Josh, my
partner in crankin' out the hits; and Dave and Dave.

BRENT THANKS: Les, Flea, Jaco, Wasserman, Nathan, Bootsy, Rocco Prestia,
The Judge, Mingus, Thomas, Gomez, Stanley, Dennis, Jenndall Rey, Tree,
Salty, Snarfy, Bean, all of the other great bass players; Lenny Pickett;
Le Petit Coin Latin; the Hotel Riviera; the Dallas Diner; the Golden
Dawn IV; Berkley Breathed; Rod Serling; Anthony Burgess; Jakob and
Wilhelm; Roger Waters; Chpman, Cleese, Idle, Gilliam, Plain, Jones;
handsome black men; Faddis, Soloff, Chase, Vax, Harner, Cat
AndersonMaynard, Arturo, Stiles, all other stratospheric trumpeters;
Woods, Bird, COltrane, Maceo, Kupka, Mazz, Rahsadn, Hodges, Filer,
Hamilton, Carney, DiBlasio, Mulligan; fromage parmesan; W.A.; Ludwig
Van; Erin; Bieb; Nason, Flopsy, Dangerous, Shua, Flatus, Augie, and Rupert
Holmes.

SHUA THANKS: Mama Goldberg's Special Brownies-through-A-Straw.