Dangerous Goldberg
	By the Cyanide Tamales

cho:
Dangerous Goldberg, rejected by, 
the American Express company.
He's mad as hell, with a plan for revenge,
And he wants to take it out on me.
(He's already sold my wife into white slavery!)

dangerboy:I'm a cowboy, 
on the steel horse I ride
With my Kemo Sabe, Nick at my side.
I'm a cowboy, on a quest for the truth.
I've got a silver bullet and a copper tooth.
I'm a cowboy, a tin badge on my breast,
and something else on my other breast.
I'm a cowboy, and I'm dangerous.

cho:
(He's already sold my llama into llama slavery)

dangerous, dum dum de dum dum.

I'm a singer, in a rock and roll band,
but, you can tell, 'cause I'm right here in front of you.
I'm a killer, but I've got feelings,
You can sit in my car, but don't touch the ceiling.
In my chevy, I rape wound and kill.
I do what I please and I eat what I will.
I'm a cowboy, and I'm dangerous.

(brent's tribute to jennifer beals)

I'm a cowboy
(he's a cowboy)
on the steel horse I ride
with my kemo sabe, Nick at my side.
I'm a cowboy 
(he's a cowboy)
On a quest for the truth.
I've got a silver bullet and a copper tooth.
I'm a cowboy
(he's a cowboy?)
A tin badge on my breast, and
WHAT THE HELL'S THAT THING ON HIS OTHER BREAST
I'm a cowboy, and I'm dangerous...

cho:
(he got hit by a burrito, and had to have major surgery.  No, wait,
that's me)

the boys:  He like's blood on his highway, and cheese on his pizza
D: If you throw something my way, I'll take a stick and beat ya.
CT's: He's on in a million, one hundred per cent true blue american
beef!

dangerous, doo doo doo doo doo, dangerous... Just a little bit softer
now, dangerous, doo doo doo doo, 
ad nauseum